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Questions and Answers from AARP Forum
Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger, sexy women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy.. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you're done, you'll have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that 
menopause is mentioned inthe bible. Is
 that true?Where can be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: "And Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Egypt "
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband? A: Tell him you're pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid thatterrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these Crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pullthem out.
Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: "Gosh, I remember these!"

 

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